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This is one of those posts that I scrolled past, but then I reconsidered my life choices and came back.
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[Redrawing of The Hermit tarot card as… The Kermit.]
This is one of those posts that I scrolled past, but then I reconsidered my life choices and came back.
so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god
okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post
…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment
likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post
i need all the help i can get for finals
Hey so
the last time I reblogged this post right before I got a great job, in a permanent work-from-home position, with benefits, retirement, and a salary literally 3x what I was making before, doing something I really like.
So you know.
This might be the real one, y’all.
I want Barbie to make more money than avengers infinity war on opening night.
like to charge, reblog to csst
people bitching about the usage of "too modern" words in fantasy or historical fiction is sometimes justified, but ultimately I think it's a waste of time because
according to the dates given in the Oxford English Dictionary, if you wrote a book set in 1897, you could have your characters say "fuckable," (1889) "sexy" (1896) "uncomfy" (1868) "hellacious" (1847) "dude" (1877) "all righty" (1877) and "heck" (1887), but not "wiggly" (1932) "moronic" (1910) "uptight" (1934) "lowbrow" (1901) "fifty-fifty" (1913) "burp" (1932) "bagel" (1898) or use the word "rewrite" as a noun (1901)
Some more words where the date of their first known usage just Doesn't Sound Right:
Fucked up (1863) is much older than fuck you (1943) but older still is the now-obscure fucked out (1862) which means what it sounds like—exhausted from too much sex.
how did we let fucked out fall out of fashion? are people not getting fucked out enough these days? we need to get fucked out more we gotta bring this back
My dad’s name is Kermit so he thinks it’s funny to post things like this
oh we can get even more specific than just a list of billionaires:
here are all of the scum who control oil, coal, and natural gas
here are the ones who run the factories
and here are the ones who extract the raw resources that the others need to make it all work
23,000 people are reblogging a hit list
Good.
I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight
this same idiot: what kind of animal is the pink panther
me, already taking off my clothes: benjamin you’re so fucking stupid
oh my god the original out in the wild
i’m sick and had a dream where mcr was playing a show in my bed room and i was really embarassed because i had to stop them halfway thru to move my cats food and water so he wouldn’t get scared by the loud songs and also so i could hide a comically large pile of clothes under my bed because in all fairness i was not aware i was going to have an mcr concert in my bedroom until it was already happening. also i kept recognizing people in the audience as people who used to cosplay homestuck ten years ago and when i mentioned it gerard way started to say “ah, i remember homestuck” and the dream immediately ended to protect my psyche
something very important to mention is that for this whole dream gerard way did not look like gerard way. he looked like popular transgender adult actress natalie mars
